My friend is a waitress and some old bro (48 = old bro when you are in your mid-20s, sorry!) started talking to her when she was working one day. He told her that he’d just dumped his last girlfriend because she was too young. And then he left her this note!
You guys, this old bro wrote “NO SEX!” all around the boarder of his note! That’s so psycho! But like, what was he supposed to do to express that he wasn’t trying to fuck her? Or was he? Was he totally trying to fuck her? Does this sound like he’s just inviting her to go to “the second location” or what? I don’t know. He’s making it sound like he just wants some human contact which is wayyyy tragic and I’m going to go ahead and ask that you just kill me before I ever get to that place in life.
Also, if you’re the dude who wrote that note, don’t like, kill yourself because I wrote this, just stop hitting on 20-something waitresses. Duh.
“Tell me I’m crazy, but the energy is real.” OMG, DYIIINNG.
Molly - imagine the phone call: http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/380549848
This note is one step away from being a LOLlipop held out of an open Van door. No sex. Please. How do guys think women fall for this?
OK, dude…you’re crazy.
He is a serial killer…
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Remember when shit got real in the past, guys?
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like how this blogger writes.. makes
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all my correspondence will have a “no sex” border
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He is a serial killer…
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if he was cute, i’d totally fall for this. shit. if he was cute and puked on my shoes i’d still fall for it.
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This note is one step away from being a LOLlipop held out of an open Van door. No sex. Please. How do guys think women...
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reading this thinking it...written by mills and it
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this is the first step to putting the lotion on the skin.
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Imagine this being read by Ted Levine, and it makes perfect sense.
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thing ive learned from oprah, NEVER...second location.
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